chocolate treason

Russell Stover chocolate is watered-down copycat bullshit.

beetlejuice

As far as I’m concerned, the cartoon and Broadway production that came out later are so much garbage.

tune eternal love

By this time it qualifies as “vintage particle board”. Think about that.

oh

Seriously, that leaf needs to get its shit together.

cheese and whine

Self-pity and phlegm could have a gross-out contest.